User:Elmbank massive

The Elmbank Massive consist of

Daniel Stuart Brooks (QC) The Rt.Hon Jonathan Peter McCarthy Dr Louise Jane HRH Nicola Jane

All members reside at 22 Elmbank Road Liverpool L18

Demographic Breakdown:

25% Big Handed Fenian 25% Polish Immigrant 25% Northern Scumbag 25% Potato Boy

Members Intrests:

Drinking: Usually at Kellys although other locations include LAGO'S, The Pilgrim, The Brookhouse, Our House, Wood Street, Concert Square and prehaps most importantly The Guild.

High Drama: Usually involving the females of the house and

Eating Habits:

1. Pot based snacks 2. Curries 3. Toasties feat. cheese and bean 4. Smilie Faces and Fish Fingers 5. Cheese and Onion Deli Pot 6. Dairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diary Keeping: Again invlolving the girls usually advancing their self proclaimed legend status

Innapropriate Sex Jokes: Usually involving the lads of the house