User:Morpheussleeps
Morpheussleeps is the telephathic ape-king from the thirteenth dimension. He has come to your Earth seeking Nestle Quick and Green Lantern's ring. In 1982 he took Philip K. Dick's ashes on a road trip before he was finally laid to rest at Fort Morgan, Colorado.
He spends his days separating which books and people he'll set ablaze when the Great War comes.
John Titor is his pen pal.
Morpheussleeps is also a 33rd degree Freemason.